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====Dedicated to the things that have been said at MTEQ that are so insane that you just have to write them down and quote them somewhere:      ====
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-"myhrgroup has nothing to do with HR" -Danny

-"Didn't have my ticket, so they gave me a ticket" -Danny

-"Full force pounded a deer" -Bianca

-Christian Science Building

-"Spaghetti O's Beer" -Danny

-"She got polo!" -Bianca -"Got what?" -Gio -"Polo!" -Bianca

-"Time traveling printer" -Gio

-"11000 unread emails" -Gio

-Windows updates will continue until morale improves

-The Dell is strong with this one...

-Computer loses C drive then finds it again after silently deleting 100+ gigs of files

-Danny installs Windows 7 as upgrade over Windows XP then bricks computer trying to play Quake 2

-3000 page print job that can't be cancelled

-Quyen deletes 3.99TB of Windows Update files

-"Tastes like sauce on top of dirt" -Danny

-"You've lost your sauce priviliges" -Spencer

-"Sharepoint: MTEQ's Facebook" -Gio

-"Velociraptor typing" -Danny

-"A 60 second minute, not an MTEQ minute" -Gio

-"They're named appley" -Danny

-"What are we playing Clue here?" -Tom

-"Hit all 7, Travel Ban Tour" -Danny

-"Procure large volumes of Helium for futureproofing" -Gio

-"Ginormously triple checked" -Bianca

-"Because reasons" -Spencer

-"Please concur/non-concur" -Tom

-"I'll take anything!!" -Bianca

-"Mazdarati" -Angela

-"I've had so much espresso today...like 7 cups" -Gio -"Be careful, you might get a hernia" -Danny

-"Days since BizHub has broken: 0...it still hasn't changed" -Gio

-"The short bus? What is that? The one that takes drunk people around to bars?" -Carlos

-"I've always wondered what Mini XP is like...*instant blue screen*...well there you go. That's XP for you." -Gio

-"I'm gonna need you to mist Thai Tree while I'm in Kilmarnock tomorrow" -Danny -"Okay, open a ticket" -Gio

-"All your tickets are belong to us" -Gio

-"The tickets will never reach 0. If the tickets ever do reach 0, I will take everyone out for drinks." -Danny

-"He was trying to scan and it just went beep...beep...beep" -Bianca -"How does it go again?" -Gio and Danny same time -"Beep...beep.....beep" -Bianca

-"I guess its all electrons" -Danny

-"Just got bella'd" -Baiamonte

-"Immune system: Got to go after something...PEANUTS" -Frank